From “The Christmas Shoes” to “Dominic, The Italian Christmas Donkey”, many of us have the misfortune of hearing cloying Christmas music on the clock at work or while out and about Thanksgiving onward. To spread a little holiday cheer, and maybe save some of you from the ledge you might throw yourself off of if you hear “I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas” one more time, I’ve compiled a playlist of Christmas alternatives.

From Joan Jett to Julian Casablancas, you likely won’t hear these songs piped through any shopping centers anytime soon (the Lana Del Rey cover of “Santa Baby”, for instance, was ripped from an Instagram video and has never been officially released). Nevertheless, many of these tracks have become seasonal essentials in my household, and I’d like to pass some of my favorites along. Enjoy, and happy holidays!

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Track Listing:

  1. Thanks For Christmas // XTC (as The Three Wise Men)
  2. Christmas Wrapping // The Waitresses
  3. Little Drummer Boy // Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
  4. Christmas Bop // T. Rex
  5. Thank God It’s Christmas // Queen
  6. December Will Be Magic Again // Kate Bush
  7. 2000 Miles // The Pretenders
  8. Merry Christmas (I Don’t Want To Fight Tonight) // Joey Ramone
  9. Santa Baby // Lana Del Rey
  10. White Christmas // Iggy Pop
  11. Frosty The Snowman // Cocteau Twins
  12. Santa’s Beard // They Might Be Giants
  13. Christmas Treat (I Wish It Was Christmas Today) // Julian Casablancas
  14. Father Christmas // The Kinks

What to Stream: December 2018

I’ve filed through the best new releases for December across all major streaming platforms, so that you don’t have to excavate through them yourself. Enjoy!

Lakeith Stanfield and Tessa Thompson in Sorry To Bother You (2018)

Sorry to Bother You (2018)

Now streaming on Hulu

One of the best from the most recent Sundance Film Festival, this whip-smart satire is set in Oakland in the not-too-distant future. The film opens with Cassius Green (Lakeith Stanfield) interviewing for an entry-level position doing outbound sales at a call center. The film goes absolutely off the rails from there, and explores values dissonance in the modern age in ways that are shocking, subversive, and laugh-out-loud funny. Tessa Thompson’s statement earrings (in more than one sense of the word) are worth the price of admission alone.

Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal in When Harry Met Sally (1989)

When Harry Met Sally… (1989)

Now streaming on Showtime

Let’s be honest: most of the holiday movie streaming options this year are abysmal. While I might be tempted to watch some made-for-TV Hallmark movie, or Love Actually for the umpteenth time, or even the Michael Shannon furry movie, I’m leaning towards New Year’s offerings this time around. hen Harry Met Sally… a staple for alternative NYE plans, packed with Nora Ephron’s signature sharp dialogue. As we also approach the anniversary of Carrie Fisher’s passing, now is also a good time to appreciate some of her underrated roles, including her turn as Sally’s close friend and confidant Marie.

A dog who sounds an awful lot like Jeff Goldblum in Isle of Dogs (2018)

Isle of Dogs (2018)

Available December22 on HBO Now

At this point in Wes Anderson’s career, you either find him charming or cloying. I definitely lead towards charming, especially with something like Isle of Dogs. I personally love stop motion animation, films set in Japan, and every dog I have ever met in my entire life, but what really makes the film stand out is its usage of language. Aside from the dogs, and select scenes with American exchange student Tracy (Greta Gerwig) and an English interpretor (Frances McDormand), all dialogue is in Japanese without subtitles. This leave us as an audience to both question the reliability of the relayed information from our translators, how subjective an “accurate” translation can be when certain words may not capture the precise emotions or ideas when shifting roots and alphabets. We are also made more aware that Atari’s (Koyu Rankin) experiences and feelings in adolescence are something more universal.

Heather Graham in Boogie Nights (1997)

Boogie Nights (1997)

Now streaming on Amazon Prime

After playing ping-pong from one streaming platform to another this past year, one of my go-to film recommendations returns to Prime. Boasting in insane ensemble cast (Julianne Moore? John C. Reilly?? Don Cheadle??? Philip Seymour Hoffman????) and directed by Paul Thomas Anderson, Boogie Nights follows the rise and fall of a young porn star in the San Fernando Valley. A classic found family story set in the backdrop of 70s glamour and 80s excess, Boogie Nights remains an essential contemporary cult classic, and will forever change the way that you listen to Rick Springfield’s “Jessie’s Girl”.

Is “Bohemian Rhapsody” Actually Bad or Just Gay?

Reactions to Bohemian Rhapsody

In early October, first reactions from critics to Bohemian Rhapsody began to surface on social media. Rami Malek’s performance as iconic Queen frontman Freddie Mercury received nearly universal praise, while the film itself was described by one such early viewer as a “glorified Wikipedia entry“.

Upon wide release and a strong box office performance, Rhapsody straddled the line between a 59% “rotten” and 60% “fresh” score (which it currently holds) on Rotten Tomatoes.  It also holds a mixed-to-negative score of 49 out of 100 on Metacritic, another popular review aggregator. Meanwhile, the film has a 95% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes, an 8.2/10 user score on Metacritic, an average 5/5 star fan review on Fandango, an 8.4/10 on IMDb, and a 3.7/5 average from the notoriously discerning Letterboxd community.

The main issue that many seem to take is that Rhapsody fits into many common tropes associated with musical biopics. However, the same can be said for more well-regarded films, such as 2015’s Love & Mercy (90% on Rotten Tomatoes, 80/100 on Metacritic). This is also to suggest that tropes are not present in all consumed media, as they serve as nothing more than tools within the plot and visuals to more easily convey the story or message to an audience. And it’s not like we didn’t just see a fourth iteration of A Star is Born either.

AIDS on the Silver Screen

Another review from The Economist criticizes Rhapsody’s portrayal of Mercury’s struggle and inevitable death due to AIDS-related complications. “[The film] robs Mr. Malek of the chance to portray his subject’s most poignant years,”  writes ‘J.T.’, “it might prevent an excellent performance from being a prize-winning one, of the sort that earned Oscars for Tom Hanks in Philadelphia (1993) and Matthew McConaughey in Dallas Buyers Club (2013).”

Tom Hanks in “Philadelphia”, 1993

While Mercury’s experiences living with the AIDS virus are addressed, shown, and portrayed as “no bed of roses, no pleasure cruise” as he croons in “We Are The Champions”, the film ends on a celebratory note with Queen’s legendary Live Aid performance. Some pre-credit onscreen text addresses Mercury’s cause of death and the efforts of the Mercury Phoenix Trust, a charity organized by the remaining members of Queen to assist in the worldwide fight against HIV and AIDS. Philadelphia famously ends with Hanks’ Beckett lying in his hospital bed, telling his partner that he is ready to greet death. In Dallas Buyer’s Club, Leto’s Rayon–a trans woman portrayed by a cis male actor, no less–dies tragically in the hospital as well.

LGBTQ Cinema

This is not the first time that we have seen critics respond negatively to more upbeat fair with a queer voice. In fact, beloved pieces of LGBTQ cinema have often been disregarded or torn apart by the film community.

Take the films of John Waters, for instance. Waters is one of the most prominent figures in the world of gay filmmakers, known for his creative partnership with beloved drag queen Divine. One of the most iconic Waters-Divine collaborations is Pink Flamingos, a gleefully offensive black comedy about the filthiest woman alive, and an essential cult classic in its own right. Roger Ebert famously refused to give Flamingos a star rating, and wrote of its 25th anniversary restoration that “with any luck at all […] I won’t have to see it again for another 25 years.” The original trailer for the film itself is a compilation of audience and critical reactions, several of which are negative.

Indie darlings featuring queer voices have also met initial critical resistance. But I’m a Cheerleader, a teen romantic comedy set inside of a conversion therapy camp, screened at Sundance and the Toronto International Film Festival during the 1999-2000 festival season. It was also panned before finding a cult following.

Support for Marginalized Communities

Even acclaimed films following characters with queer identities are often overlooked for recognition during awards season unless they are tinged with sorrow. Todd Haynes’ 2015 film Carol was famously passed over for a Best Picture nomination at the Academy Awards. Despite six nominations in other major categories including Best Actress for Cate Blanchett, Best Supporting Actress for Rooney Mara, Best Cinematography, and Best Adapted Screenplay, many were left to speculate if the Academy (whose panel was 77% men at the time) was not willing to embrace a lesbian love story with a predominantly-women cast to match. 2017’s ceremony saw a historic win for Barry Jenkins’ Moonlight. Compared to the preceding and following award seasons, this seems to be an exception to the rule. pest

Cate Blanchett and Rooney Mara in “Carol”, 2015

Now more than ever, it is important to support films that give voices to marginalized communities that have been underrepresented on the big screen. While films with negative reviews can and do bring in audiences (I’m looking at you, Suicide Squad), critical reviews can make or break pretty much anything that isn’t backed by a major comic book franchise. I felt a deep connection to Mercury’s story, and was refreshed by the film’s portrayal of both his bisexuality and his Parsi heritage. If we aren’t seeing the same reception from critics, the least we can do is give these important films word of mouth.